Men Bashing .
Taken from my email. Quite funny.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILISE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their arse-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
7. WHY DO ONLY 10% OF MEN MAKE IT TO HEAVEN?
(Because if they all went, it would be Hell)
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